Imagine you’re just sitting in class and all the sudden the person next to you just rips ass and unleashes the most disgusting diarrhea shit possible. Then they just take up a wand and recite “Poopus Scoopus” and the smell vanishes. But the memory of someone shitting themselves in 2nd period alchemy will never disappear.
This is one of the few and far between Tumblr threads that has actually made me laugh out loud. Holy shit this is GOLD